Today, I learned that caffeine helps to define who I am, and I want to publically apologize to caffeine for not letting it permeate throughout my circulatory system daily over the past couple of months. Baby, I love you. Don't ever leave me again.

Also today, I decided to start trying to do some aerobic exercise. We have this really silly exercise thing in our living room that my dad (******FRED SANFORD) picked up from the side of the road. So with that, I'm going to set aside 1/2 hour a day to be on an endless loop of whatever the hell the elliptical motion is supposed to represent, and then start JOGGIN. Hopefully, I'll bundle up some stamina and leg-strength and can finally achieve my goal of jumping over a church.
Life's too short to not jump over a church.
July 29 2005, 03:41:11 UTC 6 years ago
July 29 2005, 03:57:57 UTC 6 years ago
i would like to see you jump over a church.
i hope you reach your goal.
July 29 2005, 04:36:28 UTC 6 years ago
I had the lyrics typed up in a somewhat old livejournal entry, but as of recently, my memory has been FUXXED, especially when it comes to dates, and I can't seem to remember when it was, or if I even wrote that entry.
Reall, though, someday, I will jump over a church.
July 29 2005, 04:15:56 UTC 6 years ago
serious dilerium.
July 29 2005, 04:19:19 UTC 6 years ago
Personally, the benefits of caffeine consumption outweigh the problems inherent. Besides, I'd prefer mania to depression any day.
July 29 2005, 04:37:25 UTC 6 years ago
July 29 2005, 05:16:03 UTC 6 years ago
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July 29 2005, 06:48:11 UTC 6 years ago
it was at least as good as Cool Runnings.
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July 29 2005, 04:38:06 UTC 6 years ago
LAND THE PLANE
LAND THE PLANE
July 29 2005, 05:32:57 UTC 6 years ago
July 29 2005, 05:08:54 UTC 6 years ago
July 29 2005, 15:22:57 UTC 6 years ago
PROTIP:
If you order online on Tuesdays, tickets are 2-for-1. I think. At least, that's how it was for the past two shows I went to at The House of Blues Parish.
July 29 2005, 08:00:57 UTC 6 years ago
July 29 2005, 16:15:09 UTC 6 years ago
I work at the Starbucks in Barnes and Noble now, so, you/anyone else reading this should come visit me and get your caffeine highs on, lmao =D Working with coffee is exciting!
July 29 2005, 16:31:45 UTC 6 years ago
July 31 2005, 16:55:08 UTC 6 years ago
July 30 2005, 09:16:22 UTC 6 years ago
PS: I am probably going to see The Aquabats! because this is a rare opportunity. I am sure my brother will be attending as well.
July 31 2005, 06:52:19 UTC 6 years ago
Anonymous
July 31 2005, 21:32:53 UTC 6 years ago
Wher teh dinos @?
*Split personalities. Yeah.
Thanks for the entertainment. You are a good person. Have a good life or death or purgatory. Thumbs up.
August 2 2005, 22:35:02 UTC 6 years ago
I don't want you to find out about my heroin addiction, mom.
Gosh, mom.